Friday, November 19, 2010

A Touch of Some PERFECT-ness

To the non-Pinoy readers, I suggest, you pass on this one, it may not be worthy of the risks as you may suffer from headache, hypertension, bleeding of various body orifices and even stroke. But if you dare and sail through it, then it is bloody PERFECT!

Here's the deal, I do multiple tasks when I write, it kinda makes my mind swirl and work in the process, but tonight when I got tired on working with SCR 6, no distraction was available, I had no movie or TV series on the ready, I have nothing to read, I don't have anyone to chat with, even Twitter is deafeningly quiet and YT vid was loading oh so slowly, so I decided on another means to keep myself afloat. And I swear, I had a grand time, bwahahaha.


Take this as you will but I want everyone to know that I'm just playing around, and it, personally, works as a brain stimulator, you may want to try it sometime.

English Trans courtesy of Perfect, oops, I mean Google Translator.


2006, the vast grounds of Hwangbo occurs a luxurious celebration for the 30th anniversary of one breast by G. and Mrs. Hwangbo. In such a feast first to cross the road by Hye Jung, the only child to marry, and of Hyun Joong, the only heir to the Kim family. Magkababata best friends and their father only natural to be so close to the two families. Neither consistently meet the two lights of home, that does not hinder the durability of their organization, per say a tree, too deeply rooted to their overthrow of the season. But because of their age, differences of interests, including studying abroad, there was no chance their offspring to become friends or even magkapalagayan inside.

Otherwise fantastic, this is the first meeting of the two before they introduced each other - with Hwangbo Hye Jung was 26 years old, a writer, romance novelist, slender, tall on average, with dark and long hair, beautiful eyes, mapupulang lips, sharp nose, a clean heart and good personality, Kim Hyun Joong was 20 years old, currently studying law in a famous university in America, tall, muscular, handsome man, If a modern Adonis ills.

Dream of their parents that they maselyuhan magkatuluyan to the unification of two families, but have they imposed that they wanted their children?

Catch the next chapter ...


Taong 2006, sa malawak na bakuran ng mga Hwangbo ay nagaganap ang isang marangyang pagdiriwang para sa ika-30 anibersaryo ng pag-iisang dibdib nina G. at Gng. Hwangbo. Sa nasabing piging unang nag-krus ang landas nina Hye Jung, ang nag-iisang anak ng mag-asawa, at ni Hyun Joong, ang tanging tagapagmana ng pamilya Kim. Magkababata at matalik na magkaibigan ang kanilang mga ama kaya't natural lamang na maging malapit ang dalawang pamilya. Hindi man palagiang nagkikita ang dalawang ilaw ng tahanan, hindi iyon naging hadlang sa tibay ng kanilang samahan, kumbaga sa puno, masyado nang malalim ang kanilang ugat para maigupo ng panahon.
Ngunit dahil sa kanilang edad, pagkakaiba ng hilig, kasama na ang pag-aaral sa ibang bansa, hindi nagkaroon ng pagkakataon ang kanilang mga supling na maging magkaibigan o magkapalagayan man lamang ng loob.

Hindi man kapani-paniwala, ito ang unang pagkikita ng dalawa na naipakilala sila ng harapan sa isa't-isa - si Hwangbo Hye Jung ay 26 na taong gulang, isang manunulat, romance novelist, balingkinitan, matangkad sa karaniwan, may maitim at mahabang buhok, may magagandang mata, mapupulang labi, matangos na ilong, malinis na puso at magandang personalidad; si Kim Hyun Joong ay 20 taong gulang, kasalukuyang nag-aaral ng abogasya sa isang sikat na unibersidad sa Amerika, matangkad, matipuno, magandang lalaki, isang makabagong Adonis kung susumahin.

Pangarap ng kani-kanilang magulang na sila ang magkatuluyan upang maselyuhan na ang pagkakabuklod ng dalawang pamilya, ngunit maipipilit nga ba nila ang kanilang nais sa kanilang mga anak?

Abangan ang susunod na kabanata...


I've had enough, it's hard to write in full Tagalog, I, actually, had a nice plot in mind but putting it into words, Tagalog words at that, is very hard, so I'll stop here, I had fun, that's enough for a day, bwahahaha.

Be cool and keep rockin`!

14 comments:

  1. siyet! nakakadugo ng mata ang mga sinulat mo, hindi maproseso ng utak ko ang translations ni mr. google :))
    nainspire ka ba sa paggamit ni ate bee ng goolge translator kagabi??!!

    pag-iisang dibdib-one breast(rofl!)

    more! more!
    ps. *ehem*SCR*ehem*

    _UknowMeyow_

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  2. i was thinking ,"what's one breast"? then i read the tagalog transalation and laugh.. kekeke.. i was kinda slow...

    purple-chagi

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  3. lol sa pag-iisang dibdib! pwede nga naman! haha one breast! bakit ba?! di naman sinabing pagdadalawang dibdib ah! hahaha
    tayo na! tayo na ang schizo! te pink, i was like 'what the????' at the first part.
    and this part,
    "Dream of their parents that they maselyuhan magkatuluyan to the unification of two families, but have they imposed that they wanted their children?"
    IS UNDENIABLY PERFECT! lol!!!!

    WFP trip! di na ako nagmind sa plot! sa Eng Trans ako mas nainteresado! Adonis ills?!

    Next chap, perfect, please!

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  4. @ papercrane - hahaha, laughtrip dba... pangpawala ng lumbay. as i said, nakalunok ako ng vicks, kaya yan ang epekto, hahaha...

    @ purple-chagi - wow, pinay ka? nice to know, hahaha, napagtripan lang si google translator :)

    @ bubuyog - isn't it of PERFECT quality? hahaha... sakit panga ko kakatawa dyan eh :P

    NOTE: i just want to make it clear that the post above is a one time deal, i just had that unreasonable urge to try PERFECT's way of communicating, and it just proved what I had known since i read the wild fancy party-story, it is way hard, that is one language only they can have and understand and for that alone, my hat's off to them (oh no, i'm not sarcastic at all, nyahahaha). writing in tagalog is also hard, so i wouldn't dare continue on that path, i just had some fun and i hope you all had your bouts of rofl, lol and lmao. when i find time and i happen to shake off the laziness that is inside of me, i'll try to write the suppose plot of this ff in normal english so we can all be happy. again, thanks for always taking time to visit :)

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  5. yes..pinay na pinay..thanks kay google transalator kasi napatawa ako kahit toxic sa office...

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  6. oops.... nakalimutan ko yung name ko i note sa comment..

    it's me, purple chagi

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  7. OMFG LMAO. HAHAAHHAHAHAAHA UNNIE PINK ANSAKIT NG TYAN KO KAKATAWA.

    anniversary of one breast by G. and Mrs. Hwangbo.

    Hye Jung was 26 years old, a writer, romance novelist, slender, tall on average, with dark and long hair, beautiful eyes, MAPUPULANG LIPS, sharp nose, a clean heart and good personality, ---lool ok na sana kaso ung mapupulang lips part hahahaahhahaha hndi pa naitranslate


    Dream of their parents that they maselyuhan magkatuluyan to the unification of two families, but have they imposed that they wanted their children?

    ANO RAW? HAHAHAAHAHA

    bebe here..pero nice ang plot ah...write it in english n lng..nosebleed tagalog. haha

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  8. OMG kakatawa naman tong perfect version mo!! pano kung dami demand ng part 2? makasakit man ng mata,utak at tiyan pls pls pls pls pakiusap lang po ng part 2 ^.^

    cjv501

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  9. @ purple-chagi - (*_-)

    @ bebe - classic dba, hahaha... about the story, we'll see...

    @ cjv501 - i'm glad that you had fun reading it, hahaha, it's the bomb, ayt? part 2, you mean, continue the story in tagalog? mahirap eh pero pag-isipan ko :)

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  10. ano bah..kakarating ko lang pinabasa mo sa akin ang Perfect-ness..sumakit ang ulo ko sa english part.

    now alam na natin kung sino papasagutin next time may long post ang perfect....IKAW NA IKAW NA TALAGA !!! magkaintindihan na kayo ng perfect hehehe


    THANKS for the laughs...kaaliw...and kaya mo din pala yung tagalog na malalim pa sa well(balon) :-P

    Ate Sue

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  11. ...bwahahahaha.... joke eeh!!!! tawa na!!!!


    ..one breast??? how about one chest???? nyahahahaha!!!!

    Dream of their parents that they maselyuhan magkatuluyan to the unification of two families, but have they imposed that they wanted their children?

    >ah, eh, ih, oh , uh???????



    ...hahahaha! nice one ate pinky! :)


    rhoze hir. :) aka. pigrabbit :)

    ...isoooloveit. :)

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  12. Hahahaha! Nakakatawa naman 'to. Thanks for making my day, Ate Pink. LOL!

    Cris

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  13. my breast (dibdib) is aching, iniwan mo ako kanina...nasan ka ng kailangan kita ^____^

    pero yung plot mo...WINNER!

    *hugs and kisses from the blue moaning creatures*

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  14. @ ate sue- aminin mo napasaya ka ng sobra, hahaha, kahit na sumakit ulo mo for a while, nyahahaha...

    @ rhoze - hi, nice to see you here... laughtrip dba, hahaha... google trans is jjang.

    @ cris - hello, nice of you to pass by and leave a comment, hahaha, no problemo, napasaya din ako sobra nyan eh :)

    @ fang - sorry i was reading kasi tapos nung sumilip ulit ako la na tao, iniwan nyo na ko, hahaha... i can see your creatures running around, hahaha...

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